When in doubt, just take the next small step.
My wife have not got me certified as ‘mentally incapacitated’ like D. Sterling…
The government have years of experience of to take care our country ultimate deserving group: veterans…
What make you think Obamacare doesn’t have any lines and you will get the correct care?
We are talking about the government here.
Newest Co-worker: what is your worst case scenario…
Me: 1) I am in charge
2) Server goes down
3) We out of Mt. Dew
4) Elevator shuts off and there is no pizza delivery…
5) Did I say – If I am in charge?
Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
It REALLY scares me that some of you have children.
It’s OK to let your children see you cry.
Friend: Read about your priest friend and the Klondike bar…what is up with that?
Me: We have talked at length what to expect in any scenario/situation: dealing with teens/the poor, hostile people on the bus, etc. One time he asked what I would expect @ heaven’s gate.
Friend: go on…
Me: I expect somebody put a hand over my shoulders and say, “I hope it was worth it” as HE tosses me a Klondike bar…
Friend: Even at heaven’s gate, you are asking for food…NOT any food, but a Klondike bar from GOD!
Me: You think I should ask HIM for bacon?
Me: Nothing is free…
Son: Well, air is still free…
Me: Ever buy a bag of potatoe chips?
There are five types of fear.
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. username or password is incorrect
5. Sriracha is 2 drops away from being empty.